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Speedrun

The timer started when this page loaded.
It stops when you pay.
World record: 4.2 seconds.

$2.99 one-time
One run. One time on the board.
No recurring charges.
Just you, the clock, and a decision.
STOP THE CLOCK

One-time payment. You're not subscribing to anything. The irony is not lost on us.

All-Time Leaderboard

#1 thrillbot_99 4.2s
#2 no_hesitation 6.8s
#3 impulse_personified 9.1s
#4 definitely_read_it 11.4s
#5 tabs_open_forever 14.7s
#6 read_the_faq_first 31.2s
#7 overthought_it 4m 17s
#8 called_my_accountant 23m 44s

Questions

What do I get?

Your time on the leaderboard. The knowledge that you stopped a clock. That's it.

Is this recurring?

No. One payment, one run. We thought about making it recurring but that felt mean.

What counts as the timer starting?

Page load. Non-negotiable. Refreshing resets the clock but also your dignity.

Can I cheat?

Yes. You can have the payment link pre-loaded and click in under a second. We can't stop you. The leaderboard is honor system. This is not a serious competition. It is also somehow very serious.

What if I read the whole page first?

Your time is already over 60 seconds. No shame in that. #7 read it twice.